THE WISH GAME

Shine wrote:

I could roll around with an animal for an hour in the hot afternoon, Tiger!

Granted

But your character on the forums will have the sweetest love rained upon it, while you reign in majesty of character.

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You forgot to make a wish Shine!

Lets carry this on


I wish for Yazzy to get her Net Modem today and back on AIR..

Granted

But she will have to bake us a cake to celebrate.

I wish for everyone to have a safe and happy day.

granted

but safe and happy can be boring

I wish for a school reunion where everyone attends!!

Done but your ex has had a sex change and you still fancy her/him

I wish to see no drunks on my way home

Granted, but the first one is the most attractive drunk ever to totter upon a pavement!

I wish for a dampless day at work.

Well, your wish is granted today.

But you have to buy a round of drinks for the forum members, this evening.

I wish for a safe journey today.

Done






But you will miss an extraordinary event


I wish for my Husband to recover from the flu

Nora wrote:

Done






But you will miss an extraordinary event


I wish for my Husband to recover from the flu

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Why? what's going on while I'm out? :shock:

Granted

But you have to provide this evening's snacks.

I wish for another sunny day tomorrow, so's I can hang my washing outside for a change.

Quote :

wish for another sunny day tomorrow, so's I can hang my washing outside for a change.

Wish granted but you will need to hang out your neighbours washing and keep a lookout as some racing pigeons will be flying over your home.

I wish for my bloody knee too get better soon

Granted (What's wrong with your knee ska?)

But you may hit your thumb with a hammer.

I wish for my indigestion to go away. (That was SOME lunch)

Granted, but you might get tummyache instead

I wish it would get warmer brrr

Your wish is granted, but the warmth comes off Claire's rotten body!

I wish for some sunshine!

Granted but the sun will make the stench of Cliars rotten body even worse.

I wish for a holiday

Granted, but your holiday villa will be next to Blunder's :shock:

I wish for being able to type without errors.

Blunder
You can type without errors but now your writing is boring and bland

I wish for a swim in the warm ocean

You swim in your warm ocean, but there's Zambezi sharks in it!

I wish for a kiss off Bella!

you get your kiss but she just ate a kebeb


eeeeeewwwwwww

I don't like Kebabs ''

Here's your kiss

"Here's your kiss"

granted, but watch the teeth in the neck


I wish for a macro economy where international bonds were easier to trade (get out of that, you bastards.. :bball: )

Granted but now you've gone bust


I wish everyday was a Saturday

Granted, but the government are so broke that a new law has been passed to make all forum members work on that day.

I wish it would snow at Christmas

I wish I didn't have to cook in a minute

Granted Truthy, but you will have to have a meal cooked by me instead :twisted:

I wish, i wish, oooo i wish i could stop coming on forums, think im addicted

Your wish is granted by Misty. However you look out of your window in the morning and see one of those 'lovely and rational' sun forum posters has moved in next door.


I wish the kids could move around without making so much noise!